tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-68250862476066783542024-03-08T04:01:55.762-08:00Computer JokesHumor and Jokes about Computers, PC's, Notebooks and ProgrammingUnknownnoreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6825086247606678354.post-20414867148668516672009-07-28T01:27:00.000-07:002009-07-28T01:30:54.066-07:00Windows in Hell - Bill Gates Goes SouthSatan greets Bill Gates in Hell.<br /><br />"Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever."<br /><br />Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured.<br /><br />He then takes him to a massive coliseum where thousands of people are chased about and devoured by starving lions.<br /><br />Finally, he takes Bill to a tiny room in which there is a bottle of the finest wine sitting on a table. To Bill's delight, he sees a PC in the corner. Without hesitation, Bill says "I'll take this option."<br /><br />"Fine," says Satan, allowing Bill to enter the room. Satan locks the room after Bill.<br /><br />As he turns around, he bumps into his assistant. "That was Bill Gates!" cried the assistant. "Why did you give him the best place of all?"<br /><br />"That's what everyone thinks" snickered Satan.<br /><br />"The bottle has a hole in it!"<br /><br />"What about the PC?"<br /><br />"It's got Windows Vista" laughed Satan.<br /><br />"And it's missing three keys,"<br /><br />"Which three?"<br /><br />"Control, Alt and Delete."Unknownnoreply@blogger.com0